Wearables
Welcome to the wearable collection built for the beautifully exhausted citizens of America’s 250th year.
These designs combine vintage Americana, dark humor, sarcasm, rebellion, and just enough emotional instability to qualify as a national pastime. Whether it’s crumbling institutions, skyrocketing prices, orange-tinted chaos, or the general feeling of “how is this real life?”, this collection says what everyone’s group chat has been thinking.
Our shirts, hoodies, hats, and wearables are made for the people still trying to laugh while the timeline burns around them. Equal parts patriotic and concerned, these pieces celebrate 250 years of freedom, dysfunction, resilience, bad decisions, and surviving whatever this current chapter is supposed to be.
Wear it to the cookout.
Wear it to the protest.
Wear it while stress-eating tacos at 11:47 PM watching the news.
America, 250 years later:
Still standing.
Somehow.
